A Tomato a Day Keeps Influenza Away
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[edit] A Tomato a Day Keeps Influenza Away - 10 Easy Ways to Avoid Catching the European Flu
10) Eat your vegetables.
09) Wash your hands regularly.
08) Report any suspicious characters of European descent.
07) Exercise.
06) Avoid immoral behavior.
05) Floss daily.
04) Take your vitamins.
03) Wear a government-issued facemask whenever possible.
02) Keep a positive attitude.
01) Sanitize your home thotoughly and spend as much time there as possible.